A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.
"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"
An abbreviation of "unfortunately."
Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.
These damn air rats congregated around the picnic table as soon as I opened that bag of Lay's.
When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.
Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!
Short for "usual." Pronounced like the first syllable of "usual."
"What did you grab for lunch, Mikey P.?"
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush
and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."