grey's definitions

welcher

an enormously gay man who likes to jizz in his partner's ass and slurp out the man-juice with a straw

" ken is such a welcher"

by grey September 18, 2004

biscuits

Anything cool, sweet, awesome, incredible, wonderful, or good. Because biscuits are awesome.

Guy: So this chick was slobbing on my knob- oh man, that head was straight biscuits.

Dude #1: DUDE! I FOUND TWENTY BUCKS ON THE GROUND!
Dude #2: BISCUITS!

Chick: I was fucking the guy who wrote this definition, and it was nothing but biscuits for six hours.

by grey May 6, 2006

Swordchucks, yo

You face a grave danger. Your homicidal mage 'friend' is out of mana. What is your answer to any foe eyeing you over to see if you fit on his dinnerplate?

See Swordchucks.

Enemy: BLEEEAAAARGGHHH!
Fighter: Swordchucks, yo.

by Grey April 15, 2005

mei wang

One of the many names you ask for when prank calling Bart Simpson style. It's pronounced "My Wang" and is an actual chinese name.

Other names you can use:
Mike Hunt
Mike Rotch
Amanda Huggenkiss
Mei Dong
Mypee Ness
Gud Annal

and many others. Think of your own!

"Hello?"
"Hi, is Mei Wang there?"
"Hold on, I'll check. Hey, everybody! Is Mei Wang here? Has anyone seen Mei Wang? Mei Wang? Noone knows where Mei Wang is?... Sorry, I can't find Mei Wang."
"Oh, no problem."

by grey August 17, 2004

mcfuck

What McDonald's employees don't give.

Employee: "We love to see you smile!" (in head: Actually, I don't give a McFuck. I hope you die.)

by grey July 18, 2004

Xel'Naga

A non-playable race in the Blizzard game Starcraft. Heard of only in the storyline, though never portrayed, they are supposedly the creators of the Protoss and the Zerg. The Xel'Naga creatures roamed the universe in travelling "worldships", and breathed life into several species, in an attempt to create the perfect lifeform.

The Protoss presented the purity of Form.
The Zerg presented the purity of Essence.

Though the Xel'Naga are now extinct, if the Protoss and Zerg would ever merge into one species, they would represent the Purity of Being.

Whispers of the Last of the Xel'Naga remain.

by Grey December 20, 2004

Roffels

The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though.

I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of roffels!

by Grey December 20, 2004