grey's definitions

biscuits

Anything cool, sweet, awesome, incredible, wonderful, or good. Because biscuits are awesome.

Guy: So this chick was slobbing on my knob- oh man, that head was straight biscuits.

Dude #1: DUDE! I FOUND TWENTY BUCKS ON THE GROUND!
Dude #2: BISCUITS!

Chick: I was fucking the guy who wrote this definition, and it was nothing but biscuits for six hours.

by grey May 6, 2006

Siberia

Siberia is in either Europe or Asia... or like, Russia or something. It's fucking cold.

It's cold in Siberia, NIGGUH!

by grey September 22, 2005

Swordchucks, yo

You face a grave danger. Your homicidal mage 'friend' is out of mana. What is your answer to any foe eyeing you over to see if you fit on his dinnerplate?

See Swordchucks.

Enemy: BLEEEAAAARGGHHH!
Fighter: Swordchucks, yo.

by Grey April 15, 2005

vomit

upchuck
barf
vomit
hurl
ralph
purge
puke
hork
buick
spew
regurgitate
throw up
toss your cookies
lose your lunch
toss a sidewalk pizza
tango with the toilet
make modern art in the toilet
have a technicolor yawn
expunge the contents of your stomach
bare your guts to the world
become a multicolored organic fountain
revisit your breakfast
vomit your victuals
drive the porcelain bus
perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
paint the town red.. and green and orange and pink
have to say "that tasted better going down than coming up"
burp to the ninth power
make the janitor get out the ol’ sawdust bucket
find out just how acidic your stomach contents are
greet your guts
pray to the porcelain god

I ate some old ass bread, now I might vomit!

by grey July 18, 2004

mcfuck

What McDonald's employees don't give.

Employee: "We love to see you smile!" (in head: Actually, I don't give a McFuck. I hope you die.)

by grey July 18, 2004

UD Rape

Verb
To use Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Noun
The use of Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Other forms:
UD Raper/ Rapist: see Psycho Bitch, Gumba Gumba, Kung-Fu Jesus, Light Joker

UD Rape is one of the most common things on UD, second only to sexual inuendo.
UD Rapers should be banned, somehow.

by grey October 21, 2006

Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.

Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!

by grey July 24, 2004