Common Era. This is a term used by people who feel that "AD" actually still has a religious significance in this day in age.
Little known fact: telephones were actually invented in 1243 AD - Sorry, CE, but due to government restrictions, were not introduced commercially until much later.
“Say Hello to Queen Dopplepopolis for me!”
“Dopplepopolis? Is that Greek?”
“Dopplepopolis? What the hell are you talking about?”
“Man Greek chicks are so hot. Well this one guy I played lacrosse with, Kent, we spent a semester studying abroad in Greece. I played winger. Did I tell you this yet? We went to this Greek café and the owner’s daughter had this perfect set of—“
