260 definitions by gregben

Fuckamile

Also known as a sexamile.
69 miles.

I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Vagccine

A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.

Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!

by gregben June 7, 2021

Pornade

3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.

by gregben September 11, 2023

Whorespital

A place where whores get surgery or other treatments.

You: Your slutty little friend was taken to the whorespital.
Me: Why?
You: She got in an accident.
Me: Oh no.

by gregben January 25, 2022

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben May 28, 2023

Sexamarijuanapound

69420 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxmjlb.

Its mentioned in the song 69420 lbs Yeet by Enter the Vortex.

Enter the Vortex sang a song about a sexamarijuanapound.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Pure Ivagination

A Song by Willy Wanka from Willy Wanka and the Chocolate-Flavored Condom Factory.

Willy Wanka: Cum with me, and you’ll see, in a world of pure ivagination.

by gregben February 22, 2022