greg b's definitions

c machine

Another name for a calculator

Yo fool, grab me a C machine

by Greg B August 22, 2005

Bush

see retard, faggot, ape, bigot, daddy's boy, warhead, cheater, and ass.

all of the above. i wonder if anyone could think of anything good that has happened since bush' election?

by Greg B September 6, 2005

tart

A very tasty pastery, or a very tasty prostitute.

wow, look at that tart, she is eating a tart.

by Greg B September 6, 2005

Brutal Dildo

a HUGE dildo inserted in a woman's ass or vagina

holy crap, look at the size of that dildo, its gotta be at least 5 inches thick!

by Greg B September 6, 2005

taco fiesta

a party where females significantly outnumber males
antonym: sausage fest

Jim cleverly served Corona Light at his throwdown last Friday, ensuring that the party would be a taco fiesta.

by Greg B September 22, 2005

snow penis

a giant penis made out of snow, often made by penises.

dude, that penis made a snow penis on my lawn!

by Greg B September 25, 2005

mop

abreviation of the album by Metallica called Master of Puppets (best album in the world!)

man 1: "dude, i just lost my copy of mop!" man 2: "holy crap that sucks!" man 1 kills himself

by Greg B September 27, 2005