4 definitions by greenbeans

fat pig

a girl who is really fat and is a messy eater

dude do you see that fat pig over there?
yea man, she needs to wash her face and table

by greenbeans December 22, 2020

tunis

someone who smells like tuna but has a penis

omg he is such a tunis

i know right, he belongs in the ocean

by greenbeans January 1, 2021

poopsnaggle

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.

Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.

by greenbeans October 17, 2007

buddy

used by a yee yee chick if she likes you, but makes the guy think it’s friend zoning

hey buddy ;)
oh so we just friends now

by greenbeans December 22, 2020