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poopsnaggle 

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.
Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.
poopsnaggle by Greenbeans November 2, 2007
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poonswaggle 

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.
That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.
poonswaggle by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

Poopsnoggle 

Suessian/Dahlian in origin. Used to express frustration.
Oh poopsnoggle! The phone is ringing and I'm trying to bang the baby sitter!
Poopsnoggle by dramstone April 23, 2004

Poopniggle 

A cute term of endearment. When someone or something is so damn cute you want to just put it in your pocket.
Aww. you're such a little poopniggle!
Poopniggle by Billeblu October 6, 2009

Poopsquaggle 

Son of the legendary Poopsquatch (please see Poopsquatch), legend says that on an attempted capture of the Poopsquatch, the assailants were only able to capture a small portion of Poopsquatch.
"Shit, my shoe is covered in what used to be Poopsquaggle."

poopsnaggler

eli collins; a person known for snaggling an extreme amount of poop from people
"Get out of here while I'm on the toilet, you poopsnaggler!"
poopsnaggler by aardvarksarefunny January 20, 2009

poonswaggle 

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.
Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.