2 definitions by gorpman876969

retong

A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.

Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong

by gorpman876969 September 23, 2023

dickgorping

The act of thrusting ones penis into the bubbles of a bubble bath, after you have gorped them.

Jack: "dude did I just catch you dickgorping?"
Tang: "yeah dude"
Jack: "Nasty dude"

by gorpman876969 September 23, 2023