gorped

A slang term for being extremely fucked up, usually to detriment of others but in a funny way

Bro 1: Hey man, do you remember what I did last night

Bro 2: Yeah, bro. You were gorped out of your gourd

by merpstapler September 16, 2023

gorped

To have eaten or drank something extremely fast.

You gorped that pizza!
He gorped my water before I even got one sip.

by DRAGONSLAYER44 April 20, 2016

Gorp Gorp

Slang for “let me stroke on your hard long erect penis and make you ejaculate onto my asshole while we watch all of the Star Wars movies start to finish”

I met this new man I’m gonna ask him to Gorp Gorp

by GoProglorp March 30, 2023

gorping

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.

What are they all gorping at?

by yorkipud April 12, 2009

gorp

A general term for trail mix. Possibly an acronym for "Good Old Raisins and Peanuts," though there is much room for debate.

"Hey, pass the gorp! I'm starving over here!"

by Pink January 30, 2004

gorp

A weird noise made by a dog after falling weirdly. Popularized by Jimmyhere's YLYL series

1: Whats that noise dogs make?
2: Gorp?
1: Yeah, thats the one

by ScattWaz February 01, 2022

gorp

According to Ricky Gervais "It's like a dopey cunt. Only a lot more dopey. And more of a cunt."

That guy is a gorp

by felipeflop February 06, 2013