2 definitions by gorouscumslut

simultaneously the hottest and most adorable dogboy in all of teyvat. he's also the only dogboy but that's ok bc my point still stands. btw his dick is canonically huge mihoyo told me
person 1: gorou is my boyfriend
me: no he's OUR boyfriend you fucking dimwit
by gorouscumslut October 16, 2021
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smartest and most successful detective of the tenryou commision, also known as kaedehara kazuha's boyfriend. he has two hands so he's my boyfriend as well.
me: look at these handcuffs heizou put on me aren't they cute
person: pls get help.
by gorouscumslut July 19, 2022
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