9 definitions by godchef

Nickname of Atlanta Falcons QB Matt Ryan, quite possibly the lamest nickname ever thought of.
1st Guy: Yo, did you see the Falcons game? Matty Ice is the man !! Falcons all the way baby !!

2nd Guy : C'mon man get off his lap! That is the weakiest shit ever, who thought of that anyway. Hey from now on your his cousin Vanilla Ice
by godchef December 8, 2010
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A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity
Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!
by godchef July 5, 2010
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A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity
Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!
by godchef July 5, 2010
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To be in prison or caught by the police with no way out
Damn, son I aint seen you where you been? Boy I was in the dismal grips for slappin a bitch and couldn't make bail
by godchef May 27, 2010
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The worst kind of female that makes no sense, runs her mouth and thinks she knows everything but is actually a dummy
I hate that dummy bitch at work always tryin to tell me how to do my job and dumb as shit don't know what the fuck she's talkin about
by godchef May 28, 2010
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A man who pretends to be tough but knows he is actually soft as a faggot on the inside
I had to check this faggot built nigga tryin to play hard in front of his boys
by godchef May 26, 2010
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A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money
Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club
by godchef May 27, 2010
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