5 definitions by glandcyclops
a double-headed dildo. not to be confused with an intrauterine device, which is birth control. by definition, an interuterine device would connect two pussy-cavities.
She went to the doctor and asked for an interuterine device, and he gave her a prescription for the sex-toy shop.
by glandcyclops January 27, 2009
1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops October 17, 2008
She stood over me and started spraying, so I grabbed my dick and lightsabered her face! It was a classic Lightsaber vs The Death Star situation!
by glandcyclops September 20, 2008
A facial cumshot, especially one which gets in the eye of the recipient. Since many regard a facial as "the money shot," it stands to reason that the spatterings of sperm would be their symbol.
At the end of the video, the amateur porn queen took four loads on the face--she definitely had dollop signs in the eyes!
by glandcyclops February 1, 2009
1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.
2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"
2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
by glandcyclops July 23, 2008