15 definitions by glamrocker
When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
by glamrocker February 22, 2012
We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.
The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!
The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!
by glamrocker April 25, 2010
A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.
Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!
Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!
Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!
by glamrocker October 11, 2013
A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.
Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?
You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?
You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?
by glamrocker December 19, 2010
Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!
I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
by glamrocker October 11, 2013
by glamrocker September 28, 2009
A term to describe any name of a grown woman who still draws a heart over the i at the end of her name. Usually, all women who do this are crazy and should be avoided at all costs. Terr(i heart), Sherr(i heart), Tam(i heart), Kell(i heart), Bobb(i heart) etc. This term has been researched and affirmed by many who have encountered this type of person and learned too late of this affliction.
He should have run when he got that first note from Sherri and she had drawn a heart to dot her "i". He'd still have his home.
Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!
You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!
Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!
You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!
by glamrocker January 26, 2011