13 definitions by gazza

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by gazza March 25, 2003

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by gazza May 8, 2006

fruit loop

noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit

She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop

by gazza February 6, 2003

tinnie

a 375mL aluminium beer can

pass us another tinnie mate, i'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger

by gazza March 25, 2003

tinnie

8 foot aluminium boat

we went out fishing in the tinnie last weekend and sunk a couple of cartons of piss

by gazza March 25, 2003

social retard

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

by gazza August 16, 2004

coldie

a beer, served under 2 degrees celcius so it freezes your throat on the way down... mmmmmmm :P~

chuck us another coldie mate

by gazza March 25, 2003