6 definitions by gav-wan
by gav-wan June 21, 2021
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
This is a phrase that a humble boss would use when they have no idea how to help and want to confess that they are an absolute idiot and to apologise for putting you in a situation where you will probably get sick from stress and overwork.
"I can't believe you agreed to that. There is no way we will get it done in time."
"Work smarter not harder."
"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."
"Work smarter not harder."
"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."
by gav-wan December 2, 2021
A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.
Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.
by gav-wan July 12, 2018
Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."
"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."
"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
by gav-wan December 2, 2021
Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.
Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"
by gav-wan June 21, 2021