When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob
Tom: I almost died last night!
Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake
That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.
but it is not as sweet
Jon: She just sent me a heart emoji!
Gerald: Aww shit you guys are caking!!!
Jon: No we're not, we're cornbreading. An emoji doesn't mean shit
When a black person listens to music made by a white person. When another black person finds out, it is considered "White People Music".
Bonqueshia: girl, what chu listening to (rolls her neck)
Moesha: that new Justin Bieber, girl (smacks her lips)
Bonqueshia: thats dem White People Music rite there
The female equivalent of fapping
Hold up girl, I gotta do a quick squish right quick
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