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11 definitions by gammarock

 
1.
(O) <--- That right there.
I ate a can of corn, waited a day and put my cornhole over the toilet and corn and cornlogs came out.
by gammarock January 31, 2004
 
2.
1970s era commercial jingle about the need to brush your teeth to avoid tooth decay
They call me Yuckmouth
Cause I don't brush
No I like my teeth like this

They call me Yuckmouth
Cause I don't brush
How's about a little kiss?

Got some beef in my teeth
Got some chicken too
Ouch! That's a cavity
Hey, that's new!

Well if you don't brush your teeth
Then yes, you too
Will be a yuckmouth

Don't be a yuckmouth!
by gammarock April 15, 2005
 
3.
See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.
by gammarock July 22, 2004
 
4.
A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.
Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.
by gammarock December 22, 2004
 
5.
Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.
Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.
by gammarock November 05, 2005
 
6.
A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.
Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.
by gammarock July 28, 2006
 
7.
Some think it causes piles.
Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.
by gammarock February 25, 2005