174 definitions by g

granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

by g June 8, 2003

smug

to be very happy with ones self when other are not

I shagged your wife in the ass- check out this smug grin

by g August 7, 2003

panic pack rat peter

Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.

Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

by g January 15, 2004

colin powell

American politician/general who can't pronounce his own name

"hi, my name's coalin"

"don't you mean colin?"

"oh yeah"

by g December 31, 2004

White trash

A U-of-Michigan supporter who has no legitimate reason to be one (no siblings/cousins ever attended)
Live closer to rival school and still support the arrogance in Ann Arbor.
Must be sucked in to marketing by "Starter" and have M-go-Blue "Starter" jacket.
Fly "M" flag outside piece of shit house.
Michigan bumper sticker(s) on piece of shit car.
Barely High-School degree
Defends U-of-M as "the best cuz they is!"

drive through countryside in Michigan and you'll see them everywhere

by g August 20, 2004

Slikum

sexual. bodily fluid, preferably pussy or vagina juices, but saliva works too.

Im gonna get some slikum on the hangdown.

see- hangdown

by g January 8, 2003

qweef

(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object

"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"

by g December 15, 2003