4 definitions by fuckingscoozy

A very obvious lie.
A: *sends a video of a happy couple* Man, i wish that happened to me.
B: be patient and it will come to you
A: was that a molie.?
by fuckingscoozy December 3, 2021
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The unfunniest joke you’ll ever hear.
A: Bro, this girl is just using me for her own selfish reasons.
B: if she’s bad keep it going for a few months though haha lol
A: what’s wrong with you?
B: IT WAS A MOJOKE!
by fuckingscoozy December 2, 2021
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When someone you know behaves like an AI or someone “living under a rock”. (The first “Mojo Moment” was made in 2021 by a guy on Twitter named Mojo in a legendary Twitter group chat.)
A: I heard that the new Call of Duty game is gonna be trash.
B: What’s “Call of Duty”?
A: Mojo Moment.
by fuckingscoozy November 17, 2021
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Brenna Moment” is used when someone says something about a weird fetish. (Example: “I love blood on people” or “I like it when she/he/they acts dead”) Honestly, you can replace the “Brenna” part with any of your friends name if they have weird fetishes like that.
A: Makima is such a baddie.
B: I want her to make me bark & call me her dog.
A: Brenna Moment
by fuckingscoozy November 23, 2021
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