froze2death's definitions

jyl

Fluids produced during the decomposition process.

"The body bag leaked jyl during the ride from the crime scene to the coroner's office."

by froze2death February 18, 2005

eats

A definition used to communicate the sensory perceptions of food. Used mainly by po'folks.

"The soup that eats like a meal."-Campbells Chunky Soup ad

"It eats like candy".-A poorly educated person commenting to me on the sweetness of a cantaloupe.

by froze2death February 4, 2005

lesbano

(n) a slang term for a Latina lesbian.

(alt) a small-town rock group in N. California during the late 1970's.

1) Quiere usted un lesbano? (Would you like a lesbian?)

2)Mike Lawson's Second Lesbano Band

by froze2death January 6, 2005

furf

(n) One who enjoys female genitalia that is unshaved and has a distinct odor.

(alt) One who gains sexual fetish enjoyment from women's bicycle seats, through auto-erotic rubbing or sniffing.

Why has he been following that woman? He's a furf, that's why!

by froze2death January 4, 2005

morphidite

1. A word to describe a hermaphrodite (an organism having both male and female genitalia characteristics which are simultaneously present; typically not fully developed, and vestigial in appearance).

2. The definition above, used as an expletive.

"I had a difficult time discerning whether Chris was a guy or a gal. Later, I discovered Chris was actually a morphidite".

"You morphidite!"

by froze2death February 18, 2005