lemon pie

When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.

You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!

by Friday13 August 06, 2010

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

slave to cock

Slave to cock is somebody who can't stop sucking cock!

Brian is a slave to cock!!!

"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."

Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.

Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by Friday13 July 16, 2010

Mahomet

The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.

In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.

The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.

by Friday13 July 15, 2010

Anal Queen

When a guy or girl has anal sex day and night.

To have anal sex more than 7 times a week.

Brian was a total anal queen. Brian just loved Texan cock and was a total arse bandit!

by Friday13 August 06, 2010