The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.
In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.
The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.
When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.
Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.
You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!
The act of strutting about town like a cheap tart.
Kate!" "You've been sashaying yourself all around town to the point that you may get raped by a pack of niggers
I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.
When a guy or girl has anal sex day and night.
To have anal sex more than 7 times a week.
Brian was a total anal queen. Brian just loved Texan cock and was a total arse bandit!
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