friday13's definitions

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by Friday13 July 16, 2010

Little Slut on the Prairie

A spin off to Little House on the Prairie.

Laura and Mary are traded by Pa into prostition in the Indian territories where Indians trade skins, weapons and beeds for a quick lay with the 2 sluts.

Laura and Mary meet up with a lucid drunk named Sisi who tricks them into a 3-way.

Little Slut on the Prairie is a great show.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Pulling a Rick Ross

When you feel compelled to kidnap and steal.

I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.

Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

lemon pie

When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.

You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

Mahomet

The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.

In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.

The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.

by Friday13 July 15, 2010

Anal Queen

When a guy or girl has anal sex day and night.

To have anal sex more than 7 times a week.

Brian was a total anal queen. Brian just loved Texan cock and was a total arse bandit!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010