Definitions by friday13

strawberry paddlepop 

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

strawberry paddlepop by Friday13 August 6, 2010

Little Slut on the Prairie 

A spin off to Little House on the Prairie.

Laura and Mary are traded by Pa into prostition in the Indian territories where Indians trade skins, weapons and beeds for a quick lay with the 2 sluts.

Laura and Mary meet up with a lucid drunk named Sisi who tricks them into a 3-way.

Little Slut on the Prairie is a great show.

Little Slut on the Prairie by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

Shanghai Surprise by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Pulling a Rick Ross 

When you feel compelled to kidnap and steal.

I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.

Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!

Pulling a Rick Ross by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Shit Sundae 

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

Shit Sundae by Friday13 July 16, 2010

KAUST 

KAUST is an abbreviation or slang word for King Abdullah University of Science and Technology.

"Are you going to KAUST?"

"Hell yes as a girl I can drive, wear what I like, work and do what I like on the campus!"

King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) جامعة الملك عبد الله للعلوم و التقنية -كاوست‎ is an international, graduate-level research institution in Thuwal, Saudi Arabia, which was opened in September 2009 with a $10 billion endowment. KAUST is a co-ed school that is giving a glimmer of rights to females in Saudi Arabia.

KAUST by Friday13 July 16, 2010

Mahomet 

The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.

In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.

The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.

Mahomet by Friday13 July 15, 2010