friday13's definitions

Anal Queen

When a guy or girl has anal sex day and night.

To have anal sex more than 7 times a week.

Brian was a total anal queen. Brian just loved Texan cock and was a total arse bandit!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

Mahomet

The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.

In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.

The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.

by Friday13 July 15, 2010

Pulling a Rick Ross

When you feel compelled to kidnap and steal.

I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.

Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.

Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

cult whore

Somebody who is addicted to joining cults or going to alternative religous movements.

Angelika for fucks sake! Stop being a cult whore!

That cult whore Angelika brought her own golden calf to church and asked others to worship it. I was shocked to see Glenn bowing to it, but at the same time I knew Glenn was a bigger cult whore than Angelika!

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by Friday13 July 16, 2010