Pulling a Rick Ross

When you feel compelled to kidnap and steal.

I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.

Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

slave to cock

Slave to cock is somebody who can't stop sucking cock!

Brian is a slave to cock!!!

"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."

Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by Friday13 July 16, 2010

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

cult whore

Somebody who is addicted to joining cults or going to alternative religous movements.

Angelika for fucks sake! Stop being a cult whore!

That cult whore Angelika brought her own golden calf to church and asked others to worship it. I was shocked to see Glenn bowing to it, but at the same time I knew Glenn was a bigger cult whore than Angelika!

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

Mahomet

The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.

In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.

The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.

by Friday13 July 15, 2010