14 definitions by Friday13
Brian is a slave to cock!!!
"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."
Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!
"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."
Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.
by Friday13 July 18, 2010
Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.
Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
Angelika for fucks sake! Stop being a cult whore!
That cult whore Angelika brought her own golden calf to church and asked others to worship it. I was shocked to see Glenn bowing to it, but at the same time I knew Glenn was a bigger cult whore than Angelika!
That cult whore Angelika brought her own golden calf to church and asked others to worship it. I was shocked to see Glenn bowing to it, but at the same time I knew Glenn was a bigger cult whore than Angelika!
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
by Friday13 August 6, 2010
I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.
Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!
Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!
by Friday13 July 18, 2010
"Are you going to KAUST?"
"Hell yes as a girl I can drive, wear what I like, work and do what I like on the campus!"
King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) جامعة الملك عبد الله للعلوم و التقنية -كاوست is an international, graduate-level research institution in Thuwal, Saudi Arabia, which was opened in September 2009 with a $10 billion endowment. KAUST is a co-ed school that is giving a glimmer of rights to females in Saudi Arabia.
"Hell yes as a girl I can drive, wear what I like, work and do what I like on the campus!"
King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) جامعة الملك عبد الله للعلوم و التقنية -كاوست is an international, graduate-level research institution in Thuwal, Saudi Arabia, which was opened in September 2009 with a $10 billion endowment. KAUST is a co-ed school that is giving a glimmer of rights to females in Saudi Arabia.
by Friday13 July 16, 2010