fraser's definitions

Vespa

1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do

2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did

1) I don't drive a Vespa!

2) Sure, I'll fuck you, you damn Vespa

by Fraser November 13, 2004

skeezer

Term used by a large black man on Jerry Springer to describe a fat, ugly trailer trash female who was banging her newphew

Black Guy - "You a dirty Skeezer!"
Crowd - "SKEEZER! SKEEZER! SKEEZER!"

by Fraser November 18, 2004

Vespa Platinum

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.

Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.

by Fraser December 2, 2004