paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

twinkle nuts

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.

"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"

by frank valente January 7, 2007

extreme footjob

when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.

i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!

by frank valente October 20, 2006

jingle tits

a nick name for a man with large breasts

check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.

by frank valente October 24, 2006

training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

by frank valente January 7, 2007

funnelcake

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

by frank valente August 2, 2006