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10 definitions by frank valente

 
1.
in italian it means "valuable"
my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!
by frank valente September 04, 2006
 
2.
when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
by frank valente August 05, 2006
 
3.
when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
 
4.
when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.
i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!
by frank valente October 19, 2006
 
5.
a nick name for a man with large breasts
check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.
by frank valente October 23, 2006
 
6.
another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.
Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!
by frank valente January 06, 2007
 
7.
the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.
"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"
by frank valente January 06, 2007