Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local
Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!
Suit. From Cockney rhyming slang: whistle and flute
Lookit me noo white wissaw and flute!
Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit
"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"
Scum of the earth. Dirty, low-down rotten trickster. Conman of the lowest order. Like a pikey, chav or gypsy but not quite as bad.
98 year old woman: "All my money's gone from my bank account - can't remember why now"
Skuzzbucket "That's coz I knicked it, batch! Your loss!
English word for "tea". Also the Japanese word for tea.
Englishman: "Would you like a cup o' cha old bean?"
Japanese man "Hai! Domo!"
To tinker with to improve something. A derivation of "tweak" but often used in the same sentence.
Would-be mechanic on pavement "Poxy carb's all fucked up"
Looker-on-with-no-knowledge-of-cars-whatsoever "Give it some tweakit and weakle, be awwight"
n. Younger cousin of Stacey
, who never, EVER scores any points in basketball. Frequently seen travelling, hogging the ball, and shooting too much.
No Points, give me the friggin' ball!