13 definitions by flapjackandy

Top Definition
He whose bum, or ass, is stinky.

Poor anal hygiene.
Fucking hell, Stinkbum, wash that pungent shit off your asshole you dirty cunt.
by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008
The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
by Flapjackandy November 09, 2007
For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.
by flapjackandy May 18, 2008
A score of 45 in a game of darts, most usually 2 twentys and a 5. This phrase is usually uttered in distaste at a poor shot.

Originates from a 90's pop song.
What was your score my man? A Brimful of Asha.
by flapjackandy December 01, 2009
The term given to he whose head is akin to a Legoman, due to his silly, dated haircut.

Often observed hanging around Garscadden.
Look, there's Legoheid, man check out that hairdo!
by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008
The girlfriend of the Nobby.

A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.
by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008
To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.
Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.
by flapjackandy October 08, 2009

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