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To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.
Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.
by Flapjackandy October 9, 2009
Get the Gaped mug.The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.
What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.
by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009
Get the Muffins up yer dirtbox mug.A score of 45 in a game of darts, most usually 2 twentys and a 5. This phrase is usually uttered in distaste at a poor shot.
Originates from a 90's pop song.
Originates from a 90's pop song.
by Flapjackandy December 1, 2009
Get the Brimful of Asha mug.The act of jabbing your own face with the end of a dart during the backswing of a throw.
Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.
Bad yin.
Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.
Bad yin.
by Flapjackandy December 1, 2009
Get the Aff the face mug.The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007
Get the Peterson mug.The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.
by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
Get the Larman-the-Strange mug.For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
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