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The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.
What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.
by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009
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Get the Dug shit mug.The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.
by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
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A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008
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Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.
Bad yin.
Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.
Bad yin.
by Flapjackandy December 1, 2009
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From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007
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