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The act of jabbing your own face with the end of a dart during the backswing of a throw.
Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.
Bad yin.
Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.
Bad yin.
by Flapjackandy December 1, 2009
Get the Aff the face mug.The legend of Strutters has been uttered on the lips of men as Gods would, the reverential awe afforded to this mystery has never before, or will ever again, be repeated. Little is known of Strutters, other than you are chosen, selected to attend. It is as much an attitude, a state of mind as it is physical.
It has been said that once entered, a change, an evolution, is set in motion which cannot be reversed. The cries of torment can be heard from within, rumoured to be the purging of weakness, the instillation of strength, a possession.
The weak leave as men.
It has been said that once entered, a change, an evolution, is set in motion which cannot be reversed. The cries of torment can be heard from within, rumoured to be the purging of weakness, the instillation of strength, a possession.
The weak leave as men.
What the fuck happened to Hugo?
The word on the street is he found Strutters and is not the same man, he is now The Monster.
I don't know what the fuck happened in there, no one does.
The word on the street is he found Strutters and is not the same man, he is now The Monster.
I don't know what the fuck happened in there, no one does.
by Flapjackandy June 8, 2013
Get the Strutters mug.The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007
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A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.
A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.
by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008
Get the Shiteyarse mug.For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
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Get the Dug shit mug.The girlfriend of the Nobby.
A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008
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