Flapjackandy's definitions

Nobette

The girlfriend of the Nobby.

A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.

Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.

by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008

Larman-the-Strange

The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.

Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.

by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008

Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.

What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.

by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009

Stinkbum

He whose bum, or ass, is stinky.

Poor anal hygiene.

Fucking hell, Stinkbum, wash that pungent shit off your asshole you dirty cunt.

by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008

Legoheid

The term given to he whose head is akin to a Legoman, due to his silly, dated haircut.

Often observed hanging around Garscadden.

Look, there's Legoheid, man check out that hairdo!

by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008

Dug shit

The shit of the dog.

Man, watch out for that fucking dug shit!

by Flapjackandy August 16, 2008

Peterson

The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.

I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.

by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007