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10 definitions by fitterer

 
1.
A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.
Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."
Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here."
Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep."
{Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.}
Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight."
Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake."
by Fitterer January 19, 2006
 
2.
A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.
Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."
by Fitterer September 25, 2006
 
3.
A group of stupid girls, generally characterized by being loud and irritating, possibly ugly as well. Draws from the slang term "box," for a vagina.
Jason: So yeah, all those random drunk girls just bust into my room and I had no idea who they were. It was like 20 minutes before I could herd that shit outta there.
Ryan: What a stack of dumb boxes.
by Fitterer May 01, 2005
 
4.
To do one particular activity for a period of time that most people would find to be excessive. Usually used to describe the act of playing a video game for an extremely long time.
"Damn, is Brian STILL in there?"
"Haha, yeah man, he just got a new expansion pack for that game so he's been creepin' out on that shit all day."
by Fitterer August 17, 2005
 
5.
A random dude that neither you, or others in your current conversation know personally. Comes from the NBA Street video game series.
"Hey, what's goin on dude? Have you seen Brad?"
"Nah man, I can hardly even get to the keg cause of all these generic ballers standing around."
by Fitterer May 01, 2005
 
6.
When someone is physically brutalized, beaten handily at a sport or video game, or verbally abused and insulted in a manner that is very much one-sided and makes that person look weak.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also bitch'd.)
"Wow, did Mark's team even hit a shot that whole game?"
"No, man. They just got blanked, 7-0."
"Damn, those guys got work'd."
by Fitterer July 16, 2005
 
7.
Generic name for any woman who is slutty and assumedly has a handful of sexually transmitted diseases. Last name 'Stids' is derived from the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym 'STD'.
"That kid needs to get laid. We should throw a party for him and get everyone to invite all the Stacy Stids they know."
by Fitterer February 17, 2006