finnerty's definitions

Tick

A small insect that attaches it's self to other living creatures and sucks their blood thus gaining the name pest. Ticks must be removed from the body or it will cause serious damage to the host such as blood loss. If ticks are found on animals it is best to get them to the vet asap.

Jessie a 9 week old puppy masstif was coverd in more then 1,000 ticks and if she wasn't found when she was she would of died of blood loss.

by Finnerty November 22, 2009

American Akita

A breed of Akita that is similar to the Akita inu it even has the same origins. However it has slight difference which the americans have added to the breed to make it their own variation. They have a thick duoble coat and are heavy boned.

"Is your Akita japanese or american"

"Its an American Akita"

by Finnerty October 25, 2009

Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.

Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.

by Finnerty October 10, 2009

Douche bag

A douche bag is:

A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.

B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.

Eww is that a douche bag.

by Finnerty May 27, 2010

Matt Brash

A famous vet who has his own TV show called zoo vet at large. He does a lot of work at flamingo land zoo. Also he hasa chain of veternary practises through out the country. One of them is in the small village of stamford bridge

"Dude i took my dog to the vets in Stamford bridge"

"That one is owned by Matt Brash that vet who is on zoo vet at large , i watch his shows all the time"

"I know"

by Finnerty November 22, 2009

Henry the 8th

King Henry the 8th was a fat king of England who created Parliment and didn't go to Chatholic Church he was a christian and had six wifes through out his life. He was the Father to Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth.

Rumor has it when he was so fat that when he dies he exploded in his coffin.

Didn't Henry the 8th explode when he died?

Thats what i was told.

by Finnerty January 21, 2010

Saarlooswolfhound

The Saarlooswolfhound was originaly bred by hte dutch breeder Leendert Saarloos in 1921. It is a strong imposing dog that has kept its wolf like appearance.

The Saarloos wolfhound was originaly a cross breed between a male German shepard and a female Eurasion Wolf. It si said that the saarlooswolfhound is only recommend for experianced owners.

the saarlooswolfhound can grown up to 30 inches at the shoulders and weighs up to 100lbs.

They are a very rare pure breed and can cost up to $2,000

"Dude you got a Saarlooswolfhound how much did that set you back?"

"$2,000"

by Finnerty January 17, 2010