ferret's definitions

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

Cogao

A mathmatical function that solves any math problem regardless of what step you're at. With the Cogao, the answer is normally 0, 1, or undefined

Yeah, that Physics test raped me. I just used the Cogao to get half the problems

by Ferret December 29, 2002

Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.

Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.

by ferret March 16, 2009

Burnination

The burning remains or area left after an act of burninating (v). Usually referred to with the actions of a Trogdor. See Dragon.

then Trodgor Smote the Kerrek, and all was lain to burnination.

by Ferret June 6, 2003

the straw that stoked the camel's sack

The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.

So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!

by Ferret July 3, 2005

Newcastleiens

Newcastleiens are fucking stupid

Stupid fuck, He must be a Newcastleien.

by ferret December 8, 2003

fensler

An individual or group of individuals with a fresh & creative idea or concept which starts out funny, but gradually becomes tired and lame due to extreme lack of effort and true creative abilities.

those GI Joe PSA videos on the internet were pretty damn funny until the guy started being a fensler.

by ferret April 23, 2004