ferret's definitions

triceratits

Medically referred to as polymastia it is the presence of supernumerary (extra) breasts on the human body. The extra breast tissue can appear as everything from a third nipple (the most common condition, referred to as polythelia) to a fully-formed — and fully-functional breast. Lily Allen reveals her third nipple on a u tube interview for all to see.

Hey I had no idea you had an extra nipple, and that pearcing is a real party stopper total triceratits.

by ferret February 11, 2009

Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009

That's nowhere

Used to describe a situation that is “fucked”.

Person 1 “I have to babysit this weekend because I owe my sister a favour. “ Person 2 oh That's nowhere.
Alternatively: Person 1 “I can’t get the money together to go out tonight” Person 2 “You’re nowhere”

by ferret June 25, 2009

smay

a sinister older sibling, most often an older brother

ow! stop it steve, your such an annoying smay!

by ferret December 14, 2003

Newcastleiens

Newcastleiens are fucking stupid

Stupid fuck, He must be a Newcastleien.

by ferret December 8, 2003

Cogao

A mathmatical function that solves any math problem regardless of what step you're at. With the Cogao, the answer is normally 0, 1, or undefined

Yeah, that Physics test raped me. I just used the Cogao to get half the problems

by Ferret December 29, 2002

Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.

Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.

by ferret March 16, 2009