fernando's definitions

Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

by Fernando November 14, 2005

Coconut

anything or anyone that is white on the inside but brown on the outside
chicanos and other decendents of brown spanish speaking people that can't or won't speak spanish, act white, and are ashamed of their heritage

Christina Aguilera is the quintessential coconut

by Fernando December 28, 2005

lp

short for el producto; a brand of cigars that are often used to make a blunt

get the lp so we can roll a fat one

by Fernando April 26, 2005

chicano

chicano is a term used to describe a hispanic person who was noy born in mexico but was born and raised in the barrio.

i am chicano not mexican.

by fernando July 27, 2004

yellocaust

The effect a bright yellow house has on a neighborhood.

When living in a yellowcaust neighborhood giving directions are easy. E.g. "I live across the road from the insanely yellow house. You can't miss it."

by Fernando September 2, 2004

Safety-deposit box

a synonym for vagina.

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."

by Fernando September 16, 2004

ninja loot

In an MMORPG, the act of stealing treasure chests or other valuables by waiting for another player to engage any nearby aggro mobs and then ganking it.

"Dammit! That fucktard ganked my chest! I hate fucking ninja looters!"

by Fernando February 26, 2005