fernando's definitions

Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

by Fernando November 14, 2005

lp

short for el producto; a brand of cigars that are often used to make a blunt

get the lp so we can roll a fat one

by Fernando April 26, 2005

shites

british slang for shit

Oh shites!!!What was that for?!?

by fernando November 22, 2004

yellocaust

The effect a bright yellow house has on a neighborhood.

When living in a yellowcaust neighborhood giving directions are easy. E.g. "I live across the road from the insanely yellow house. You can't miss it."

by Fernando September 2, 2004

regular polygon

it is a closed figure with regular sides (same length)

a square is a polygon

by Fernando January 27, 2004

nada

it means nothing in most languages derived from latin

a: what's new?
b: nada...

by Fernando January 27, 2004

Safety-deposit box

a synonym for vagina.

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."

by Fernando September 16, 2004