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2 definitions by fergo

 
1.
A really bad comeback to an insult. Much like nyer, but even more pathetic
Cara: Mark you're such a n00b
Mark: Yeah well, shmler =P
by Fergo January 11, 2006
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2.
A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"
My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor
by fergo September 07, 2003
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