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dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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queefshit

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: cooch turd.
With no restroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her turd passed through her fistula and plopped out her coochie as queefshit.
by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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quart

noun: a puff of air originating from the rectum but released from the vagina, i.e. a fart redirected to the vagina.

verb: to produce or emit a quart.

NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
Helen held her asscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her fistula, she couldn't help but let a huge quart insted.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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dickqueef

Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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feeuq

Pronounced "fyook" (rhymes with "puke").

verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.

noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.

Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.

Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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