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Present participle of heef.
"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the cock-queef mug.(noun): The act or phenomenon of female ejaculation, i.e., the forceful expulsion of liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)
See also: vajaculate, v.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.
See also: vajaculate, v.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.
I never used to believe in vajaculation, but next time I go down on Amy, I'll be sure to wear goggles.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the vajaculation mug.noun: urine emitted from a woman's urethra, which rather than successfully reaching the toilet, instead trickles downward and enters that woman's own vagina (usually by accident).
verb: to get urine in one's own vagina while urinating (usually by accident).
Etymology: contraction of "vaginal backwash".
verb: to get urine in one's own vagina while urinating (usually by accident).
Etymology: contraction of "vaginal backwash".
Connie tried to piss lying down, but the last few drops didn't go far enough and vackwashed into her pussy.
Make sure to douche after vackwashing or you'll get a yeast infection.
Make sure to douche after vackwashing or you'll get a yeast infection.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the vackwash mug.(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the dickqueef mug.noun: a puff of air originating from the rectum but released from the vagina, i.e. a fart redirected to the vagina.
verb: to produce or emit a quart.
NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
verb: to produce or emit a quart.
NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
Helen held her asscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her fistula, she couldn't help but let a huge quart insted.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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