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A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)
Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.
Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Get the jaj mug.A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the feeuq mug.noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the heef mug.(noun): The act or phenomenon of female ejaculation, i.e., the forceful expulsion of liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)
See also: vajaculate, v.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.
See also: vajaculate, v.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.
I never used to believe in vajaculation, but next time I go down on Amy, I'll be sure to wear goggles.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the vajaculation mug.(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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