Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!
Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!
Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!
Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!
Dude1&2 - Air guitar