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5 definitions by evile

 
1.
A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.
- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.
by EvilE September 02, 2013
 
2.
A hipster is commonly identified by wardrobe labelled as "non-conformist", which tends to conform exactly to the traditional representation of a hipster. They tend to go to school for liberal arts courses, and flaunt their extensive education, while not realizing that a liberal arts degree gets you jack shit in the real world. An "accomplished" hipster, who has completed said degree, tends to spend a great deal of time in overpriced coffee shops such as Starbucks in order to appear "deep", and "introspective". They protest dressing to impress others, while spending outrageous amounts of money on pre-worn shirts and torn jeans, in order to "fit-in" with the other hipsters they look up to. They claim to be politically aware, but attack all conservative views as fascist, while not understanding the liberal views the claim to represent. You would be hard pressed to find a more contradictory or hypocritical drogue chute on the welfare of society as this sub-human genera. Avoid at all costs.
"Look at that hipster, complaining about how well educated he is, because he can quote statistics about whaling and global warming that he saw on the internet, while he's working at the McDonalds at the mall"
"What a non-conforming god he is, I wish I was as conscious about the world as he is"
"So do I... So do I..."
by Evile July 07, 2013
 
3.
A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.
- Laura must have been hungry, she totally houzed that meat!

- There is nothing left, Jess houzed it all.
by EvilE September 02, 2013
 
4.
chat speak for 'rolling on the floor laughing'
dishdafish90: u know wat i hate?
aut52517: idk. wat?
dishdafish90: peas
aut52517: great. now u have me ROTFL!
by evile February 05, 2006
 
5.
a big sweaty drugged up mess
"oh my god i am one reisty gomper!"
by evile September 06, 2006