Definitions by etlkj

marriage 

when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father

"where have you been until midnight"

marriage by etlkj November 14, 2003

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

god bless you by etlkj November 14, 2003

Scabies 

bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin

reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)

Scabies by etlkj November 14, 2003