etlkj's definitions

marriage

when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father

"where have you been until midnight"

by etlkj November 14, 2003

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

by etlkj November 14, 2003

Scabies

bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin

reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)

by etlkj November 14, 2003