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3 definitions by etlkj

 
1.
bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin
reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)
by etlkj November 14, 2003
 
2.
when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father
"where have you been until midnight"
by etlkj November 14, 2003
 
3.
people's way of starting a conversation
"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"
by etlkj November 14, 2003