etch's definitions

TV negro

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.

Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.

by Etch September 6, 2008

dog fuck

Excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. As an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.

"I can reduce you to dog fuck in about two minutes."

by Etch September 8, 2006

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006

innertube lips

Exaggerated lips, such as those seen on an African. Also can refer to overdeveloped labia minora/majora, a condition which can develop on the vulva of a super-experienced ho, indicating a high-mileaged hole.

"You see the innertube lips on that shiftless nigger?"

by Etch September 8, 2006

doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

by Etch September 8, 2006

baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

by Etch September 6, 2008

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006