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spicnic

A Puertorican picnic. Usually such cultural festivals are held in So. Cal. every summer. The spicnic serves as just another excuse for Spics to get drunk in a park and shake their booties to that mindless jungle shit (when brain cells deteriorate at a rapid pace).
"I'd seen some great J-Lo-type booty at the spicnic yesterday, but I ended up with a no-assed white bitch."
by Etch September 11, 2006
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baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.
The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.
by Etch September 6, 2008
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turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"
by Etch September 9, 2006
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connet

(from Malbo) Fr. pseudo-derivitive of connection. Pronounced "cah-NAY". A person who supplies and/or sells illicit or controlled substances or black market merchandise.
After I hook up with the connet, we can get the party started.
by Etch July 14, 2006
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whaboo

Pronounced "WHAH-boo". Derived from the words: White (and) Jigaboo. Offspring resulting from the unholy mating between a Caucasian and a Negroid.
Dumb white bitch deserves to be stuck wit those three whaboos.
by Etch September 6, 2008
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cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
by Etch July 20, 2006
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TV negro

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.
Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.
by Etch September 6, 2008
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