etch's definitions

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006

bitchure

Very self-explanatory... Simply, a picture of a bitch!

Nasty cyber-bitch, you! If you'd really like to hook up, you'd better email your bitchure.

by Etch September 8, 2006

innertube lips

Exaggerated lips, such as those seen on an African. Also can refer to overdeveloped labia minora/majora, a condition which can develop on the vulva of a super-experienced ho, indicating a high-mileaged hole.

"You see the innertube lips on that shiftless nigger?"

by Etch September 8, 2006

doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

by Etch September 8, 2006

dog fuck

Excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. As an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.

"I can reduce you to dog fuck in about two minutes."

by Etch September 8, 2006

couch condom

Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.

"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."

by Etch September 8, 2006