Pronounced: (spick-nick)
A picnic on the grass of the side of a freeway, parkway, or
major highway. The picnic-ers usually seem to be oblivious to the presence of fast moving traffic only feet away.
A picnic on the grass of the side of a freeway, parkway, or
major highway. The picnic-ers usually seem to be oblivious to the presence of fast moving traffic only feet away.
Child: Look daddy, those people were having a picnic! Can we have a picnic there too?
Father: No son, that was a spicnic. You're not a spick son. At least not 100% spick.
Father: No son, that was a spicnic. You're not a spick son. At least not 100% spick.
by Ricardo S. / aka: Ricky RockStar January 12, 2009

A Puertorican picnic. Usually such cultural festivals are held in So. Cal. every summer. The spicnic serves as just another excuse for Spics to get drunk in a park and shake their booties to that mindless jungle shit (when brain cells deteriorate at a rapid pace).
"I'd seen some great J-Lo-type booty at the spicnic yesterday, but I ended up with a no-assed white bitch."
by Etch September 11, 2006

by Mc Netty July 22, 2008

by special sauce April 04, 2007

by MedX February 23, 2019

To find a dead moose on the side of the road, cut it open, feast on its inerds whilst fucking whatever organs possible. Than, rip off all of its skin with one's teeth, pee in the asshole, cum on in its nose, fuck one's self(s) with its antlers, put on womens under garmets and curl up inside it chest cavity and screem KITTEN CANVAS as loud possible for two hours.
Eric: "Hey Jed, do you wanna go have a spicnic?"
Jed: "Fuck no, I had one two days ago, and I still have bloodstains on my skin. How about next tuesday?"
Jed: "Fuck no, I had one two days ago, and I still have bloodstains on my skin. How about next tuesday?"
by a web design student in class March 26, 2009

by Jason x-rated January 19, 2008
