Definitions by etch

junk 

As a Verb: to dispose of something/somebody; particularly used in reference to a former mate

My gal was counter-productive to my goals, so I junked her and traded up to something far more

junk by Etch December 18, 2012

whaboo

Pronounced "WHAH-boo". Derived from the words: White (and) Jigaboo. Offspring resulting from the unholy mating between a Caucasian and a Negroid.

Dumb white bitch deserves to be stuck wit those three whaboos.

whaboo by Etch September 6, 2008

baloomp 

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

baloomp by Etch September 6, 2008

TV negro 

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.

Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.

TV negro by Etch September 6, 2008

scenester 

Any (usually cover-charge/drink paying) customer who supports the bands that compose the scene. A vital component to any scene!

Without the scenesters there would be no scene!

scenester by Etch September 6, 2008

lumper 

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.

The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.

lumper by Etch January 5, 2008

interfacial marriage 

One's hot when the other's not. A relationship mismatched on the level of attractiveness.

Dude's totally in an interfacial marriage. Have you seen the woofer he has settled with?

interfacial marriage by Etch May 15, 2007