etch's definitions

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

by Etch September 8, 2006

baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

by Etch September 6, 2008

TV negro

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.

Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.

by Etch September 6, 2008

interfacial marriage

One's hot when the other's not. A relationship mismatched on the level of attractiveness.

Dude's totally in an interfacial marriage. Have you seen the woofer he has settled with?

by Etch May 15, 2007

Bundy

Verb,t: To plug up the toilet. The character Al Bundy, played by Ed O'Neil in the 90's sitcom "Married with Children" almost always plugged the toilet when he moved his bowels.

I'm so sorry... I've Bundy'd your toilet! Got a plunger?

by Etch July 19, 2006

kickin'

To experience sickness and craving during a cold-turkey cessation of a physically addicting drug, such as heroin. This definition more commonly associated with the '70's.

Better hide her money and lock 'er up for a couple days while she's kickin' smack.

by Etch December 19, 2006