etch's definitions

dog fuck

Excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. As an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.

"I can reduce you to dog fuck in about two minutes."

by Etch September 8, 2006

interfacial marriage

One's hot when the other's not. A relationship mismatched on the level of attractiveness.

Dude's totally in an interfacial marriage. Have you seen the woofer he has settled with?

by Etch May 15, 2007

kickin'

To experience sickness and craving during a cold-turkey cessation of a physically addicting drug, such as heroin. This definition more commonly associated with the '70's.

Better hide her money and lock 'er up for a couple days while she's kickin' smack.

by Etch December 19, 2006

TV negro

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.

Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.

by Etch September 6, 2008

whaboo

Pronounced "WHAH-boo". Derived from the words: White (and) Jigaboo. Offspring resulting from the unholy mating between a Caucasian and a Negroid.

Dumb white bitch deserves to be stuck wit those three whaboos.

by Etch September 6, 2008

connet

(from Malbo) Fr. pseudo-derivitive of connection. Pronounced "cah-NAY". A person who supplies and/or sells illicit or controlled substances or black market merchandise.

After I hook up with the connet, we can get the party started.

by Etch July 14, 2006

turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.

"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"

by Etch September 9, 2006