3 definitions by eric123

frog hoppin

during intercourse, the male takes his pet frog and shoves it into the womans vagina. If the frog is still alive a week later, the law states that you have to marry that woman. may cause vaginal warts.

that was frog hoppin last week, but im screwed now.

by eric123 November 11, 2007

anal

in through the out door

it sometimes hurts to get analed

by eric123 November 9, 2007

condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.

i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.

by eric123 November 9, 2007