epitome's definitions

cumlicious

something that tastes so delicious that it makes one cum

The ice cream cake was so cumlicious that the pregnant woman ended up with panty gravy on her chair.

by epitome December 30, 2007

trolldget

An unattractive woman with the face and upper body size of a troll but with the short stocky legs of a midget.

troll + midget = trolldget

The trolldget waddled back to her other less ugly girlfriends at their table hoping that the male patrons of the tavern were getting drunk enough to take her home.

by epitome July 8, 2007