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2 definitions by enuss

 
1.
while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
by enuss April 12, 2008
 
2.
CIF
Looking at greeting cards is EMOTIONAL, and emotion stirs the POT. Card Induced Flatulence hits while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's CIF caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
by enuss April 12, 2008