enigmanic's definitions

mcniggertits

1. A woman who has very attractive breasts but whose other physical features are mediocre or unattractive.

2. A caucasian woman with large jiggly breasts, like a heavyset black woman.

That girl is mcniggertits. She has great tits, but she's fugly and she got no booty.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

nosegoblin

A large mass of mucous picked from your nose. A very large booger.

He should stop picking his nose and blow it properly. He's been pulling out nosegoblins.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

nerd

A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.

That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

geek

A person of high intelligence who typically does not fit into popular social groups. Geeks tend to make friends with other social outcasts with similar hobbies and/or interests.

That geek is pretty smart, but he always gets teased by the preppies and jocks.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

take a smash

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

mcniggertits

1. A woman who has very attractive breasts but whose other physical features are mediocre or unattractive.

2. A caucasian woman with large jiggly breasts, like a heavyset black woman.

That girl is mcniggertits. She has great tits, but she's fugly and she got no booty.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009