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donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.
He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.
by Enigmanic February 6, 2009
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Root Shooter

A shooter (drink) made by dropping a shot glass filled with root beer schnapps into a glass of amber colored beer, then chugging it down as it foams up.

Drink goes down smooth but tastes identical to root beer soda but can get you drunk quickly.
We did root shooters till we puked!
by Enigmanic January 6, 2010
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anal boom

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.
He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.
by Enigmanic May 9, 2009
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mcniggertits

1. A woman who has very attractive breasts but whose other physical features are mediocre or unattractive.

2. A caucasian woman with large jiggly breasts, like a heavyset black woman.
That girl is mcniggertits. She has great tits, but she's fugly and she got no booty.
by Enigmanic February 6, 2009
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nosegoblin

A large mass of mucous picked from your nose. A very large booger.
He should stop picking his nose and blow it properly. He's been pulling out nosegoblins.
by Enigmanic February 6, 2009
mugGet the nosegoblinmug.

nerd

A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.
That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.
by Enigmanic May 10, 2009
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Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.
That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.
by Enigmanic September 11, 2014
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