Definitions by enigmanic

Meat Stabber 

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

Meat Stabber by Enigmanic September 11, 2014

Root Shooter

A shooter (drink) made by dropping a shot glass filled with root beer schnapps into a glass of amber colored beer, then chugging it down as it foams up.

Drink goes down smooth but tastes identical to root beer soda but can get you drunk quickly.

We did root shooters till we puked!

Root Shooter by Enigmanic January 6, 2010

chug 

A breed of dog that is half chihuahua, half pug.

I mated my chihuahua with a pug and they bore the cutest Chug.

chug by Enigmanic May 12, 2009

geek 

A person of high intelligence who typically does not fit into popular social groups. Geeks tend to make friends with other social outcasts with similar hobbies and/or interests.

That geek is pretty smart, but he always gets teased by the preppies and jocks.

geek by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

nerd 

A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.

That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.

nerd by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

power dump 

To forcefully release a large turd, often splashing the toilet water on your anus or testicles.

I took a power dump and splashed my balls.

power dump by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

take a smash 

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

take a smash by Enigmanic May 9, 2009