enigmanic's definitions

Root Shooter

A shooter (drink) made by dropping a shot glass filled with root beer schnapps into a glass of amber colored beer, then chugging it down as it foams up.

Drink goes down smooth but tastes identical to root beer soda but can get you drunk quickly.

We did root shooters till we puked!

by Enigmanic January 6, 2010

power dump

To forcefully release a large turd, often splashing the toilet water on your anus or testicles.

I took a power dump and splashed my balls.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

take a smash

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

anal boom

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.

He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

geek

A person of high intelligence who typically does not fit into popular social groups. Geeks tend to make friends with other social outcasts with similar hobbies and/or interests.

That geek is pretty smart, but he always gets teased by the preppies and jocks.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

nerd

A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.

That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

chug

A breed of dog that is half chihuahua, half pug.

I mated my chihuahua with a pug and they bore the cutest Chug.

by Enigmanic May 12, 2009