emulgator

owner of an emu farm

My grandpa lives in australia.
He owns 42 emus, so he's an emulgator.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

The Bundy Shuffle

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

Prince Harry

A silent nazi of Britain's royals

He wants to bring back the German Reich again. So he dressed up as Feldmarshall Rommel, one of the biggest nazishwines.

Adolf would be proud of him

Harry: Sieg Heil, Herr Hitler!
english royal: You were supposed to dress up as a general or something!
Harry: Whatever! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!!!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

five knuckle chuckle

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 05, 2004

Buershano, El

A Bastard with a son of a bitch face

He is a real cocksucking Buershano.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

bayonet

penis
especially a large one

He will conquer new lands with his bayonet

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004