20 definitions by emu lgator

Top Definition
personification of a child molester
My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.
by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004
a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person
You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.
by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004
a grasshopper, especially in warm regions.
borat sadieyev in the locust
I am the locust, fuck to you!
by Emu Lgator June 16, 2004
masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)
Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.
by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004
act of masturbation
Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.
by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004
shitter
from German "Scheisser"
scheissen = to shit
He is a damn shicer
by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004
owner of an emu farm
My grandpa lives in australia.
He owns 42 emus, so he's an emulgator.
by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

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