emohammers's definitions

criddle

to mooch off someone. also can be used to describe 'stuff'

'i bought some jellybeans, and jerry was criddling all of them'
'yea he's such a criddler'
'i brought you some criddle from the store'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

beer goggles

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

Lame

just plain stupid, un-original, or lifeless. barbed wire tattoos, butterflies, and tribal tattoos are lame, they say a lot about the person who gets them.

sarah got a butterfly tattoo on her lower back. that's so lame, i'd rather get a dick on mine, at least i'll be more original.

by emohammers December 10, 2003

semi-vegetarian

a complete moron for using the word to define their diet. a person who eats only some types of meat, yet still has the nerve to label themselves. they eat fish or birds, but no cows, pigs, whatever. somehow they think that the big animals are animals, and the little ones are plants. they aren't strong enough to eliminate all meats from their diet like real vegetarians.

'yea i eat chicken and fish, but i wanna sound cool so i'll say i'm a 'type' of vegetarian'

by emohammers February 18, 2004

cuz

what a real city kid can call his friend, bro, nigga, etc. but the white suburban kids want to be down with this term too, so they use it.

white suburban kid: 'yo whattup cuz'
black city kid: (punches wigger in face)

by emohammers February 18, 2004