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Definitions by emohammers

just plain stupid, un-original, or lifeless. barbed wire tattoos, butterflies, and tribal tattoos are lame, they say a lot about the person who gets them.
sarah got a butterfly tattoo on her lower back. that's so lame, i'd rather get a dick on mine, at least i'll be more original.
Lame by emohammers December 10, 2003
wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'
Spoon by emohammers December 10, 2003
one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation
owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'
spanky by emohammers December 10, 2003

beer goggles 

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
beer goggles by emohammers December 10, 2003
can be a person who enjoys going to underground parties. often ravers like to put drugs into their systems because the high of life is not good enough. this also results in wearing the most hideous clothing such as huuuge pants, backwards/upside down visors, pacifiers, and skin tight shirts. ravers have an obsession with glowsticks and they resemble zombies.
"did you see that lifeless, baggy-pant wearing, pacifier sucking drug addict?"
"yea, jane is a raver"
raver by emohammers December 9, 2003