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marshmallow porn

porn so softcore it barely even qualifies as porn.

"Dude, my mom just took my Playstation 'cuz she saw the DMC intro."
"DMC? Dude, anything by Ninja Theory is basically marshmallow porn."

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1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.

Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak

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