4 definitions by el-em-en-oh-que
a cow that has super powers. he has the ability to shrink, turn invisable, shape shift, fly, goes zoom, read, and is married to a screwdriver (which is my ex husband). forrest cows are usually male. and come in a variety of colors. except yellow...., cuz that would be grose! he usually hides under peoples beds while they sleep. and they shrink and live in peoples shower heads. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when the forrest llama chases them!
persona 1: hey did you see the forrest cow yesterday?
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!
not as cool as forrest cows but still pretty cool! they can spit super hard. they usually try to fart on forrest cows. they can grow and shape shift in... necessary places. they can time travel, turn colors... only green though. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when they are chasing the forrest cow. they have super speed but are not as fast as forrest cows. they get strength from eating dirty diapers from the trash! and you can usually find them hiding in your closet, trash can, under lamp shades, and in your refridgerator.
persona 1: hey did you see the forrest llama that was in my trash yesterday?
persona 2: yeah he turned green! what does that mean?
persona 1: idk but it was really coolio bro!
persona 2: ikr! hey lets go take a shower!
persona 1: ok... can we take it in the pool?
persona 2: sure!
the forrest hippo is not actually large. its about the size of a large dog, or smallio bear. they have the ability tomultiply, fart bombs, blow up toilets with out hassle, and bore parents to sleep. once they are bored and sleeping they wont wake for a week! its ok though, they wont die! forrest hippos are friends of forrest cows and are enemies of forrest llamas and forrest shrimp. they are usually found behind your couch, in your basement, under your bed (with the forrest cow) and in your attic. the forrest hippo are usually girls. they mate with forrest cows to make forrest monkeys! the only way you could get rid of a forrest hippo (if you wanted to) is to sparkle pixi dust on your shoes and dance in the shower to my humps!
persona 1: yeah
persona 2: my toilet blew up yesterday and when i called my parents they wont answere!
persona 1: dude i think you have a forrest hippo following you!
persona 2: dang!
a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!
persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!