25 definitions by el

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
by EL June 18, 2006
see; JB
JB, stop calling yourself Zeb you numpty
by El February 11, 2004
Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.
"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"
by El April 01, 2005
over-rated series of books about kids who do magic and battle bad guys.

They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings

Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron
'Today i read harry potter'
'I don't like harry potter'
'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down
by el January 07, 2005
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